fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via shits-and-giggles-hehe)

loveanddrevenge:

I loved you
I loved you every day
I loved you every night
I loved you on the sunny days
I loved you through the storms
I loved you through the jealousy
I loved you at four in the morning
I loved you when you ignored me
I loved you when you hurt me 
I loved you when we stop talking
I loved you when you disappeared

I even fucking loved you when you stopped loving me

(via mutilatedmemories)

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via mutilatedmemories)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via istillh0peforthebest)